Festivus (Yes, This Is A Seinfeld Reference For You Youngsters, a.k.a The Person Writing This)

‘Tis the season of Festivus, and pop culture references that are arguably not contemporary anymore! Regardless, come celebrate this wonderful day of commercialism with us! Air your grievances out about Christmastime capitalism and getting through the holidays with your annoying family. You MUST do this with a glass of liquor in your hand, otherwise you won’t fit the image of a Festivus enthusiast! Come to LUSH for your beverage needs!